1. Where did Holocaustard go?! I love that flavor and can’t find it!
A. Holocaustard is now officially called Creme de la Corpse, per the overwhelming request of people who never
bought or even tried the flavor. The old “offensive” label is still available by checking the drop down in the
2. Where can I find your products locally?
A. We have a listing of retailers, but we’re only in a limited number of shops around the country. If we’re not
currently carried in your local market, we invite you to introduce our products to your local shop owners,
and if they decide to pick up one of our lines, we have an incentive program in place to hook you up for
3. Why aren’t your products mixed in an ISO-9 lab, like <insert inferior brand here>?
A. Doomsday Gourmet is and always has been designed as an artisan-quality brand of e-liquid flavors. We’ve
entertained multiple offers from third party mixing labs to take over our fulfillment, but none as yet is willing
to institute the processes we employ in our batching and mixing procedures. These processes, including our
heat, vibration, and UV bombardment steeping ensure our products are ready to vape right out of the box
and enhance the flavor profiles to a degree that we cannot sacrifice them due to the risk of losing our
signature quality, and third party labs would be looking at exorbitant investments to match our processes on
a large scale. Additionaly, ISO is a benchmark of consistency, having absolutely nothing to do with quality.
You can create an absolutely horrible product, but if product number 7 is identical to product number 1172,
you can qualify for ISO certification with machinery, and that simply doesn’t say enough about the product
4. What do you mean by “Handcrafted”? I don’t want some strangers nasty fingers stirring my e-liquid up.
A. Whereas some of our larger competitors employ machinery to fill their bottles and an ISO certification states
clearly that consistency is the same as a result of the automation employed, our flavors are filled by hand,
by our employees, one milliliter at a time using laboratory-grade syringes. Our employees don nitrile
gloves, beard nets and baker’s caps or hairnets and scrub up before mixing and between flavors when
mixing, to ensure the higest quality is maintained while the love and care we put into every bottle we fill
simply can’t be translated with automated machinery. While ISO certification is definitely an elegant feather
in one’s cap, we strive to meet AEMSA guidelines, making sure safety and quality are paramount in our
5. I love Doomsday Gourmet, but I find 80/20 a bit too thick for my tank, can I get another ratio?
A. We will mix any ratio a customer requests, our 80/20 standard is simply the result of our own market
research and it appears to be the ideal ratio for our blends for both tanking and dripping atomizers. While
this is generally true, new tanks are being developed all the time, and we understand that the needs of our
clients may change with time, and will always accommodate them in whatever their needs may be.
6. I find 3mg a bit harsh as I try to wean down, do you offer other nicotine strengths between that and zero?
A. We will custom blend any nicotine level a customer requests, from 24mg and below. Some people may want
to go higher than that, but safety concerns limit our ability to accommodate those high nicotine orders. We
can blend a 22mg, 15mg, 2mg, 1mg, even 1.5mg or 0.5mg. Our business strives on meeting the varied
needs of customers.
7. I love Doomsday Gourmet, and I also love <insert random flavor here> Can you mix me a bottle using that flavor?
A. Absolutely, we love being challenged by our customers, and some of our best mixes are attributed to
customer requests (Thank you Jas Smith for the ideas behind Grapes of Wrath, Elvis Has Left The Building
and Acid Rain and Thank you Derek Jackson for the inspiration to create Atom Bomb). I personally love
playing around with new flavor blends, my assistant says I get a mad scientist look in my eye when I’m
8. Why is shipping $7 for one bottle?
A. We ship all orders via USPS Priority, USPS just instituted a rate increase, making a small flat rate (SFR) box
$6.80 and the remaining $.20 is to cover the cost of our paper, ink, packaging materials, etc. We will ship up
to 6 bottles in a single SFR, and the rate doesn’t increase until after 6 bottles. Some of our customers refer
to our fast shipping times as the Doomsday Wormhole. Try it out, you won’t be disappointed!
9. Do you accept returns?
A. In the case of a manufacturer defect or shipping damage, we will always replace our customer’s product.
Simply send us a picture of the issue and we’ll get it resolved immediately. If a particular flavor is not to
your liking, unfortunately taste is subjective and we will not be able to replace your product, but contact us
and we’ll be happy to work with you to find a flavor you’ll enjoy. We will usually not ask for a product to be
10. How can I obtain a refund for my order?
A. If the order was placed in error, or if the order has not shipped (we ship same day whenever possible,
weekends and late orders will obviously ship the next business day) contact us immediately to issue a
refund. Once an order has shipped, we cannot accept consumable products back, and refunds are not
11. I heard you have a monthly subscription plan. How can I sign up or get more info?
A. Our Doomsday Gourmet Supply Cache subscription can be obtained by emailing us directly at
email@example.com. We’ll send you the form with instructions to complete the order itself and
customer information tabs. The form is easy to complete, and we’re available to help with any questions you
may have. The subscription requires a 3-month commitment, and continue thereafter as long as you like.
When completing the form, you’ll be able to select the following:
1. Flavors and bottle sizes for your first month, pick from all our lines, over 125 flavors to choose from,
change every month according to your tastes.
2. Payment date, delivery is expected within ten(10) days of that date.
3. Subscription Level – 120ml, 240ml, 480ml or 960ml per month, with discounts for each.
4. Shipping Address, change this if you like and send some liquids to a friend instead!