“Cap’n, wot you wont we shuddo wif that there fruit we found onnat beach? The ones wot taste like limes had a wee babe wif a strawberry?” “Throw ’em inna punch wit da rum anda rest.” More fruit going on in here than on Carmen Miranda’s head! Add a touch of rum and it’s perfect for any occasion!
In steampunk literature: A Bludger is a large, oversized, beefy gang enforcer, prone to bludgeoning people to death on a whim. Topped means he’s been hung by the neck, and therefore, separated from his “top.” It’s a brutal truth, but an impressive feat nonetheless.